A German shepherd walks into a telegram office and stares at the clerk. The clerk, puzzled, asks the dog if he'd like to send a telegram. The dog replies, "Woof. Woof woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof, woof." The clerk, still confused, says, "That's only nine woofs. You could send one more for the same price." The dog replied, "But then it wouldn't make any sense at all."